Hi, all and welcome to the finale of the Aunty Antics. 2 more aunties to go and we’ll be through…
Aunty G, belives very strongly that one should never step out of the house in the nude. Not that anyone of us have done so since the tender age of 2, but she has a very different kind of nudity in mind. Fully clothed attire, in her eyes comprises of 3 layers of foundation, muliple shades of eye shadow, blood red lipstick, bright pink rouge and enough eye-liner to draw a straight line from here to Arugam Bay (and sometimes all the way back again too).
Aunty F decided to join the Christian revival simply to agitate her mother. So after Sunday Service she would rush home to her devout Catholic mother and preach to her. And what sermons they were! You must give me 3000 rupees from the money sent to you from Aussie. Its for the tithe you see. Now I would think that if you’re trying to convert someone, you wouldn’t start with the money you owe. Ah, and how she would holler about cleanliness being next to godliness as she flung her dirty clothes over the balcony to the hall floor, whilst heading to the bedroom…
note from author, still in fear for her life : I love these ladies to high-heaven & I wouldn’t trade them in for the plastic version ever. In fact I’m going to go as far as to say I’m glad I turned out the way I did because of them. Hi-de-ho!